a bird was flying in the winter. it was so cold the bird froze and fell to thr ground into a large field. while he was lying, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. as the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. the dung actually thawing him out! he lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. a passing cat heard the sound and came to investigate. following the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
what is the moral of the story?
1. not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. not everyone who get you out of shit is your friend.
3. and when you’re in a deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
p/s: i’ve prepared the jokes for the toastmaster in pcs class, but it was cancelled due to time restrain. so sad haha